Morning Quickie

10 Gross Male Behaviors

1. Clipping toenails in the living room

2. Digging for gold

3. Drooling

4. Leaving beard shavings all over the sink

5. Stink bombs

6. Public scratching

7. Smoking/Chewing

8. Peeing on the toilet seat

9. Living in a squalor

10. Talking with your mouth full

The Great Female Survey

The Romance Factor

SHE SAID: Nearly 40 % reported that their boyfriends/husbands are "not very often" or "never" romantic.

HE SAID: 75 % of men claim they are consistently romantic.

Friending Exes on Facebook

SHE SAID: 75 % admit they peek at their ex's profile occasionally. 15 % confirming that they do it constantly.

HE SAID: 34 % are absolutely against the idea of their girlfriend/wife friending her ex. 26 % are only okay with the idea if they have met before.

Size Matters?

SHE SAID: When asked if they'd change their breast size, 44 % said no and that they're perfectly happy as they as. The most enviable breast size, other than their own: 35 % would love to be a C-cup.

HE SAID: 52 % of all men want a bigger unit: 30 % said it would just be to make themselves feel better. 22 % said it would primarily be to better satisfy their partner.

False I Love You's

SHE SAID: More than 43 % have said "I love you" back to a guy, even though they didn't mean it. 12 % haven't told that fib but they would if they didn't want to hurt his feelings.

HE SAID: 18 % of men have said "I love you" in order to get a women to have sex with him. 20 % have never told that lie but would consider it.

Money Matters

SHE SAID: Less than 25 % say that their partner should always pick up the bill and 40 % think they should always go halfsies. That's nice but the survey revealed nearly 50 % think splitting the bill can hurt the romance between two people.

HE SAID: 4/5 believe that they should pay for all dates for the duration of the relationship, or at least until it's established.

Packing on the Pounds

SHE SAID: Less than 20 % would dump their boyfriend if he became fat.

HE SAID: 47 % would dump their girlfriend if she gained too much weight.

Who's Cheating Right Now

SHE SAID: If there was no chance their current partner would find out, less than 2 % would be "very likely" to cheat. 5 % admit to having cheated on their current partner.

HE SAID: If there was no chance their current partner would find out, more than 5 % would be "very likely" to cheat. Less than 3 % have cheated on their current partner. Also, 46 % said that the appeal to cheating on their partner with trashy women (think Tiger Woods) is that the mistress may do things in the bedroom that men otherwise wouldn't dare ask a girlfriend/wife to do.

Shocking Sex Stats

SHE SAID: 36 % have lied to a man they were sleeping with about the number of sex partners they've had. 25 % are completely satisfied with their sex life. 30 % are totally unsatisfied. 8 % want more sex. 45 % are somewhat satisfied and feel there's room for improvement.

HE SAID: 49 % have lied about the numbers of sex partners they've had. Half as many men as women are completely satisfied with their sex lives, with just 12 % of men making that claim. 23 % say they have no sex life.

For Crying Out Loud

SHE SAID: 75 % cry at least once a month. 33 % cry at least once a week. 99 % of women believe that real men cry.

HE SAID: 5 % said real men never cry, no matter what. 39 % felt crying should only be in response to tragedies, like the death of a loved one. 27 % said it's okay for a man to get emotional at times. Remaining 29 % say it's okay for a guy to cry whenever, as long as it's not publicly.